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What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
You look drunk!

Credit: hollowknightgod
$LOLZ

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Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ@trumpman, I sent you an on behalf of @thebighigg

I forgot to ask, once you're a trillionaire mind spotting me a million?

Soon. Veey soon!