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I keep 3 sets of jeans. Skinny / normal / fat

I keep trying to lock myself into "skinny" so I have to lose weight or have no pants.

Hasn't worked yet.

because sugar is awesome.

For me it's the booze. Just too many good times to be had with too many friends to want to stay away for too long. But it adds up.

I do enjoy the spirits with friends.
I understand that one.

Doesn't hurt that the house came with a whole bar downstairs.