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I would be crying 90% of the day and the 10% rest I would spend on buying rope in a video game.

Sounds like that's how it is now for you. Seek Help.

Im gucci, thanks.

You don't need to lie to me, we are friends.

We are? really!? Well, you spooked some of my close friends from the platform... but hey let bygones be bygones. Come here, buddy!

Can I call you Markus?

Can I call you Markus?

You can call me whatever you want, I mean you already told me to go kill myself.

Just in minecraft. And I was not serious about that, you should clearly not off yourself just cause of some internet drana. I want you off the platform, not dead.