Shitcoin Bonanza #5 - Get rich or die blowing

in LeoFinance4 years ago

Welcome to shitcoin bonanza, a series where we explore some of the most silly, stupid, ridiculous and hilarious shitcoins to have ever existed. Some are dead. Some are still alive. But they all are shitty!

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Stop touching yourself for a moment and listen to this. Wait, I take that back, keep touching yourself but just listen because you might find oil, especially if you can suck your own penis.

No really, who doesn't like fellatio? Can you put a price on that feeling? No!

And that's why a random genius thought it would be brilliant to bring us the the satisfaction of fellatio to the blockhain! Brilliant!

To quote a user of the coin...

Everybody like fellatio! Fellatio to the moon!

Specifications and stuff

Fellatio! (BLO)
Distribution: PoW
Algorithm: SCRYPT
Total coins: 210 MIL
Premined: NONE
Block Reward: 500 BLO
Block Time: 600 SECONDS
Trade Confirms: 6 blocks
P2P Port: 49105
RPC Port: 49104

So basically, it is a shit coin with all the usual code crap that cryptocurrencies come with.

Mining the coin is the easiest method to getting the coin but you have to be very flexible because you're going to do a lot of blowing.

Each blow is equivalent to one coin, so you're going to need your neck muscle and maybe a PC processor.

So why don't you show yourself some love in this season of love and start blowing out some fellatio coins for yourself.

On a serious noite, like most coins of the series, Fellatio coin died soon after it's inception in 2014. You can visit the original announcement and have some lulz at https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=417096.0

More shitcoins!
- Shitcoin Bonanza #1 - Invest in TITs !
- Shitcoin Bonanza #2 - Let your ASS do the talking
- Shitcoin Bonanza #3 - A vagina you can finally touch!
- Shitcoin Bonanza #4 - Get on your PC and start mining dicks !!!

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LOL

Do any of these have masternodes? Asking for a friend.

No. not yet ;)

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Man, stop spreading FUD! This is the best proof of work coin if you know what I mean.
My bags are filled with fellatio.

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Fellatio to the moon!

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I beat you to the gay coin review :P

Nobody should let these coins die. They will be forever part of the cryptosphere history, and funny as hell.

It's time to get rich though now.. maybe dying later once richness finishes. cheers

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Fellatio coin died soon after it's inception in 2014

Another coin that bites the dust. Can we have a coin that is still alive so we can HODL it?

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Bahahaha fucking gold. Literally a shit coin in every pocket of the block chain verse.

Who even comes up with these things thinking people will but them?

From ere you get all this data .....lol

just when you thought you've seen it all ! You've "blown" me away with this expose' !

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lol, the way you word these shitcoins and really bring the theme together takes some serious tallent.

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I tell you , raw talent !

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Fellatios to the moon begets shitting night howlers ....Awwwwwwhuuu!

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