A good day today for the kingdom of shitcoins!
Picking a clear winner was tough, so today I have two amazing shitcoins for you... Two shitcoins that are here to rug all riches you made during the bull, if you dare to touch them that is!
First in line...
$SafeBezos
It's official. Elon is redudant. Expect a storm of shitcoins today in the same spirt but this time with Bezos. Coming soon, BezosSperm, Bezosinu, FuckBezos, Gaybezos etc. A new era of shitcoinery has just began!
For now, you can start losing your money at https://safebezos.co/
$Cumrise
Well, I think there's nothing I can comment that can do justice to this briliant shitcoin. I'll just leave this quote from the devs here:
We are not the $CUMRISE you think it is. We are no rug. We are no scam. We are in for a serious business. Let’s witness the rise together!
Of course you are XD
Get cummed rugged at https://www.cumrise.gay/
Disclaimer: All coins in the shitcoin of the day series are featured purely for amusement purposes. If you invest in them you are an idiot and deserve to die poor.
Previously Featured Defi Shitcoins
- Diarrhea Cash
- Diamond Balls
- CumRise
- SafeBezos
- Elon's Sperm
- GayElon
- FuckElon
- Elonpeg
- JackieChan
- The Lord Of Shitcoins
- RoganFinance
- Viagra
- Batinu
- Popedoge
- SayianInu
- SpermRocket
- HumpToken
- Cumblast
- WhenLambo
- Budacoin
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I must admit Cumrise has a nice ring to it, or maybe my brain is starting to melt from the heat :P
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This shitcoin of the day.. series is so amazon. :')
SafeBezos: Creating jobs no one wants since the 90’s :)
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Im expecting to see SAFEZUCKERBERG as soonest too, the names of the coins absolutely outrageous hahah
You are compiling quite a list that you can't make this shit up which makes it even worse.
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LoL
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Well I wouldn't mind sending Bezos onto the moon and leaving him there.
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Cumrise is brilliant! They'll get their pockets pregnant 🤣
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How much I can buy for a $LEO..
Anything can shoot up. (except Hive.)
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BEER
.BEER
Hey @trumpman, here is a little bit of from @pixresteemer for you. Enjoy it!Did you know that you can use BEER at dCity game to **buy dCity NFT cards** to rule the world.
Really funny names we see this days. And the shitcoins keep increasing in numbers
Jeff Bezos means the same as jesus. Read it 10 times :)
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Why do people insist on praising these millionaire idiots?
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