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I dont have a passport or I would take you. So me no going neither.

Damn it!. Hahaha
I have a passport but I have now to see how to get a Visa.

It is always something. Paperwork paperwork and more paperwork.

Or just walk into the country.

And they ask for me to demonstrate that I love my country by having property and stable job.. .those things do not exist, but I don't wanna move to Mexico, just visit.
The visa thing is very resent, 1 year I think

LOL they never ask me that. They never ask me anything come to think of it. Of course, I tend not to leave.