You are a lot more hardcore than I am. It is honestly surprising you didn't know about Bottles. In case you have missed out on https://universal-blue.org, give it a look. I might eventually switch to it from Fedora.
GPU support is getting better on Linux. You might be able to switch back to your favorite Distro in a few years without making big compromises. Best of Luck!
Thanks for the tips, I'm bookmarking this one right now. Better GPU support sounds uplifting too.
Best of Luck!