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     4 years ago  

    impatient tone

    • People read words they like to, hear.
    • Sounds inside their heads make them feel all, warm and fuzzy.
    • It's happy hour at the bar and everyone's drunk, being loud about it!
    • Now it's closing time so they all go outside and admire the, moon.
    • All of a sudden it's the next day.
    • "Ow. My head sure does hurt. What did I do last night?"
    • Lost the phone.
    • Lost the wallet.
    • Pants are ripped.
    • Those aren't your shoes.
    • Can't remember where the car is parked.
    • Finally find the car in the impound lot.
    • Costs 10k to get out.
    • Do it again next weekend.
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     4 years ago  

    Sheesh, why didn't you say that in the first place.

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     4 years ago  

    Because I'm only pretending to know what I'm talking about.

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