The Bitfinex Hack Story Has To Be Fake, But To What End?

in LeoFinance3 years ago

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https://www.theverge.com/2022/2/8/22923772/doj-irs-bitfinex-hack-bitcoin-recovery-encrypted-files-razzlekhan

Hello Everyone,

Top of the news today in crypto is an odd one even for crypto, and while I don't pretend to know what the point is, I know that the official story is one of the lamest stories I've heard.

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Apparently these two odd balls are not charged with the hack but rather with having the keys to a wallet that holds the funds, which of course they kept on the cloud.

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I think the over the top point of the story for me, which identifies it as nonsense is the "bag of burner phones" neatly labeled under the couples bed.

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I mean what crypto thief doesn't have a bag labeled "Burner Phones" under the bed to help prosecutors?

So, let's speculate what this story is really about? Damaging crypto's reputation?

Did the FED have this Bitcoin all along and now they want to sell it and they need to explain how they got it?

I don't know, what are your thoughts on this story...

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Seems legit. I always used to write, "Weed for flushing if police come," on all my bags (back when weed was illegal), then put it under the bed, where all the important things requiring a good hiding spot go.

I label all my illegal items...

"Aunt Karen's Things"... Evil giggle.

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I have a shoebox labelled, "Do not open." I thought it was really clever until the day I needed something from inside that box...

You could have just crossed out the NOT, silly!

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It's where I kept my pens and markers...

hahaa Now I need a second bed for you know.....stuff.

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Logical!

Yeah! I've known this for years. When I was a kid I'd sneak snacks from the pantry, place them in a bag labelled, "These aren't snacks," and under the bed they'd go. And if mom found them all I had to do was say, "I didn't put them there."

Did the FED have this Bitcoin all along and now they want to sell it and they need to explain how they got it?

Probably...

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I don't really know what to make of it but I don't think they are the hackers. If anything, they might be an accomplice to help move some funds. Also we know nothing about the person who ratted them out nor have they shown any evidence that they were indeed part of the scheme.

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I agree, I think the story is total bs and I'm curious to try to figure out what the hell the point is/was

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Well, I keep my bag of "burner phones" right next to my bag of "guns to kill people with". My bag of "stolen property" I keep downstairs. I keep them labeled so as not to get confused. It's pretty embarrassing to try to kill someone with a burner phone...or alternatively call someone with a gun.

!hivebits

When I was in college in the early eighties my friends used to find ingenious ways to hide their stashes. Me, I tacked a sandwich baggie to my bulletin board and a note next to it that said “this is not pot”.


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Did the FED have this Bitcoin all along and now they want to sell it and they need to explain how they got it?

My understanding is it's being returned to Bitfinex

Time will tell, I've heard that too and also heard it isn't true.

The real crime here is the fact that this person calls themself a rapper.

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This looks like a plot from a classic Bollywood movie. 😂😂

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Once it all unravels, maybe we'll see the FED are the true thieves as well as the ultimate money launderers. Oh what am I talking about...they were thieves and launderers even before this squirrely adventure. It fits right in their wheelhouse.

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I must admit this story made no sense and still doesn't. If you are that smart to hack you do not do what they do and use a cloud to store your keys on. $3billion plus in value plus you are hiding out in the States of all places. Too many question marks on this story and most likely the FED are covering far more up. They think everyone is stupid which most are unfortunately along with being gullible.

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The couple is likely being framed and to be fair they seem like useful idiots. But the story just doesn't make any sense.

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I find it hard to belive.... although zero arguments against, but the story is just to much

My working theory, the FED had the crypto or someone gave it to them and they needed a cover story.

LOL. Who knows

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Who knows.

Could be also sold as positive news for crypto. Because criminals have no chance right? :D

I think that hack already loss millions of ETH too! Thanks for noticing this!

Cheers~

When the empire is built on lies, you lie.
Every time.

Yea this shit was corny lol...hackers w/ keys on the cloud huh?? surrree !PIZZA

It's hard to believe and at the same time, it's funny. I think it's a lame excuse to cover up the incident.

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The problem in part if my complete lack of trust in any story. However, this is an odd one, should set some bells off no matter what.

Dead ass story!

Well, if they retrieved it, then they should return it to Bitfinex right? It doesn’t belong to the FeD right?

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I guess time will tell. But the FED has it now and a wild and super Bullshit story on how they got it.

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