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A good kick in the butt is a healthy endeavor sir!

The midiwt see's it as oppression, hating, or...(insert whatever other inanity you wish, here)

The midwit doesn't work on reason and logic. They have 'feels' you know - and that trumps reality, every time!

PLEASE NOT:
I DO NOT ADVOCATE GOOD THINGS , BEING A GOOD THING....

(these 'please note' one liners are working out great!lol)