I have heard plenty of conspiracies, but also have gotten lots of awesome quotes.
"You have the opportunity to do your part and save the world by doing literally NOTHING. Don't fuck it up." Was one of my favorites.
I will throw around conspiracy theories as long as they are digital, don't come visit me to tell me about them! LOL.
Also, for me, the shelter in place is feeling like a blessing...
this one is fuckin' awesome. Thank the person who said that for me :)