I love it! The pure disdain, and rightly deserved 🤣
My wife and I got hit with a reggae DJ duo at a restaurant that did that. They sucked the fuckin life outta that place. WAY WAY WAY to fucken loud, it was two white guys (not that it matters, but…whatever I added that detail and I choose to own it without justification), one was maybe mid 20’s, the other was probably in his 60’s. Both completed getted up in Rasta colors, complete with dreadlock wigs and big stupid hats.
The old guy has this like, super lame-ass soundboard with like, slippery noises and slide whistle sounds. The young guy seems to be in charge of scratching the records, because that’s what we’d all prefer over conversation.
…but then these ass clowns start competing with each other, like one dumbass cacophony is better than another - and I’m the guy who values crows speaking as harmonious and beautiful by the way.
We were there when the manager came and told them to kick rocks - would you believe they actually argued with him? Like, we all want you gone man, you’re doing the exact opposite of attracting customers 🖕
…lol anyway, that’s some frustrating business there…but that food man, tbh at sounded like heaven in a dish!
"Reggae DJ," sounds hideous! (And two white guys? - dang!)
I've killed people for less.
(Ok, not really)
That place you went sounds terrible but I hope the food was good. We all had a good night last night, other than the racket that band made, and the food was good so that was something at least.
@amirl
lol yeah we had a great time. The guy at the table in front of us was getting visibly pissed off each time the old dude did a space age squiggled on his little sound board, which was making us laugh, and then the DJ was swing our laughing and getting visibly pissed off with us. The whole thing was hilarious - and the beers were good!
Added bonus, after they got kicked out of the venue, their think Jamaican accents fell away. As we passed them on the sidewalk on our way to the car, the younger one was on his phone
yeah man, fckin’ dude kicked us out man* - thick southern drawl in full effect.
…everything would have been fine, if it hadn’t been for those meddling kids 🤣🤣🤣
…I’m glad you guys were able to enjoy it overall - it’s crazy how clueless some people can be.