Oh my word - small cake induced misery ... so that's what it's called. No wonder so many people in the back of the wedding ceremony always look so heartbroken - I always assumed it was the ex lovers of the bride (or groom), but alas it was the lack of good cakering.
I suppose some people really do get to have their cake AND eat it...because they stole it 🤣
You know my motto - "life is short - eat all the cake". It's not good advice for a diabetic though so please don't listen to me. Although that would still be a better way to go than death by hungration or your squirrel suit failing you as you go cliff diving.
There was a study conducted by the Institute of Applied Wedding Cake Eating by the head professor, the largecakeologist, which investigated the affects of smallcakeeatation upon humans. After much research it was proven that small cake eating (smallcakerationing) had adverse and irreversible affects on human beings and should be avoided at all cost.
We can't deny the facts right?
I like your motto a lot. I have one too:
Even smooshed cake is worth eating.
What say you?
I concur wholeheartedly! Smooshed cake is possibly even better.
Nope, can't argue with "the science" 🤣
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Science knows best, who are we to argue?