Cheesecake and coffee? Sounds the right deal for me.
I'm old enough that I can eat WTF I want for breakfast or any other meal. Often it is a Bacon Sandwich which is a lot like a BLT except without those disgusting vegetables involved.
You all are too young to remember 5 Easy Pieces-Jack Nicholson's breakout film. Great scene there about an egg salad sandwich for breakfast...