If your head fell off and rolled away, would you miss it or do you think you'd be able to live your life without it?
First of all I must be used to not having my head attached at all. According to my wife, I lose my mind often. So if I lose my mind, it is most likely because I have lost my head. If that is the case, I am not sure I would miss it much since I am always losing my mind according to her.
However, if I was to look for it, I might look in my a$$ because she sometimes tells me that is where my head is. Right up the backside. How it gets there I have no idea. Maybe it rolls off the back of my shoulders and down the crack of my butt and gets caught in those amazing gluts of mine.
That said, on a more serious note. If my head just decided one day to get up and take a walk on its own, I would most likely notice it right away. Not becuase I would die instantly, but because of all the brillant and not so brillant ideas that come from all that grey matter inside.
Then there is the inability to make those faces at people when they do something really silly or dumb. You know, the looks that say your about as dumb as a box of rocks?
I would also make the family pictures much more attractive. No more Sasquatch looking dude in all the pictures. Just a headless body engulfing the fam in its arms.
Overall, I am not sure how life would be without a head, probably black, dull and lifeless. But it sure is interesting tho think about a life without one. LOL
Thanks for reading,
Joe
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I'm digging the fact so many chose to do do the head fell off topic!
I'm pretty sure your head is quite critical to your overall well being but also know that a fucken Marine can live for months if not years without a head. Tough buggers.
Crayons do wonders for headless survival. It’s the secret😀
I know right? Tasty too!
Lol, that's funny, i'll surely miss mine if ever. Lol. It maybe not as bright as the others but I like the hardheadedness I have which helps me during tough times. My head with my brain is what makes me stronger rn. Lol.
Why this is so harsh though, you're so harsh to yourself. ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
Being hard headed can be good sometimes. People that waffle at every little whim are irritating. I can be hard headed as well, nothing wrong with it I guess. Makes for a tight fit though when it ends up my backside :-)
I try not to take myself to seriously, especially in the looks department. I always told the wife she must have a fetish for fugly creatures. LOL