Cue the whistle... That's just her passive aggressive way of calling herself a Saint. Du-d-du-d-dooo.
We have a lot in common, your wife and I. I'm 'prickly,' Pura calls it, I don't do stuff like talk to landlords for example—real long list of phone calls I'm forbidden to take, she has to do that stuff. American, Los Angeles you know how they are. All demanding and entitled and me me me, say what they think type shit. I'm on my best behavior when she's around plus she makes me look real good.
Especially around here. All I gotta do is say fuck, for example, and they look at me funny like I have horns but to me it's just a verb.
See you soon you 10, you.