My modus operandi is to buy a place, let it fall to bits, sell it and move on. Ladies don't climb up on rooves, clear gutters, drains or change latches; it seems impossible to get any man to do it around these parts. Coffee and brownies on the other hand......
I'd do your gutters for you, free of charge. Well, I'd need some lunch maybe.
Deal?
From a man who hates getting onto rooves, that's an offer I can't refuse. This lady does a slap-up lunch so fix the roof tiles too and we have a deal!
Good deal. 😁