Pulling legs, that's the most disturbing threat they always make. Sometimes it works.
If you do all that with politicians, you'd be the coolest ghost in the world, but you wouldn't be a ghost, you'd be a superhero. I really like the idea of getting into their devices, I'm curious what you can find out. Although we all know them already.
Ha, ha, ha, ha. Being asleep and awaking from a leg being pulled is one of those great hidden fears.
What wouldn't I find in those devices? I might be able to recover some of the funding they have been diverting for years! Who knows? Ha, ha, ha, ha. I'd be a ghost here just like Danny Phantom.