I was expecting an adventurous tale of stealing apples and strawberries right from someones garden, riding away with a dog on your tails, or I don’t fucking know, a dingo maybe since you Australians are a different breed of humans, but this ended up being very wholesome. :’)
There's many stories I could regale you with Eve, most of which demonstrate my creativity, ingenuity, stupidity or bravery...And borrowing fruit from neighbouring properties may, or may not, be amongst those stories. I am reluctant to elaborate for fear of incriminating myself.
Different breed for sure. There's must be something in the water, or maybe it's all the sun we get down here.