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RE: A little EYE-OPENING πŸ‘€ weekend engagement? Let's do it!!!πŸ˜„

in Weekend Experiences β€’ 2 years ago

I wrote the alien one to (hopefully) get some good ideas for when I go back to my planet and report. I've not really paid attention so I had to come up with something so I didn't get in trouble and my two asses kicked. That's right, on my planet everyone has two asses...so, what of it!

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hahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!! I mean... better to have two asses than none??? ROFLLLLLLLL

well have there been many people who've chosen that one??? LOL or are you getting prepared for two kicks! lol

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There's a planet, one not too far from my own, where they have no ass. Their mouths are used for both in and out holes...Believe it or not. Fortunately, that planet is down-wind of mine.

It's called Noasslia but don't bother going there for a visit, they all talk shit on that planet.

and I bet their breath smells all the time too!!! lololl

and sad to say, it sounds a little like my own planet. people talk shit here too often 🀣🀣🀣

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Yeah, there's a lot of shit talkers on Earth. One day humans will be chin deep in shit...and only have themselves to blame.

if we arent there already... kinda feels like the rip tide is taking us out to sea.

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Well, I actually think we're well on the way to being there, but we're not there yet, as shit as people can be. The fall is yet to come, but it's coming. Some prepare for it, some are ready, but most will fall into the abyss they helped create. People's priorities are wrong, skewed, and they don't see it...in fact, they embrace it as legit. But it's not legit, it's leshit.

lol i'm gonna steal that last one!!!! LOLOL