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A fine place to lay claim to! Could build a gigantic castle and be the Kings of the Isles!

Probably cold and windy, but we'll have Tim Tams and Vegemite to keep us warm.

We could build the thing out of sheep. They have a lot apparently. Nice insulation even if a bit noisy

Oh yeah, who could pass up the opportunity to live in a sheep castle! We could defend it with sheep-throwing catapults!

Hehe, ah there would be no end to the sheepery!! :0D

I'm not sure they go splat when they land, but I hope so. We won't fling them at New Zealander's though, they have a certain penchant for them, or so Australian's believe. 🤔

Splat would be better than bounce.

You know, it's funny you say that. Even way up here in the cold North I have heard jokes about new Zealanders hehe