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I think if I learn to weld...Well...Look out for the G-dog welds 2022 calendar.

Just saying.

Lol...That's be fifty cents then. (I'm cheap.)

Hmm now, let me calculate...[Grabs abacus]...

So...This is how it works:

1 hug: Free
2 hugs: Donations accepted
3 hugs: Free

The logic is that once one has the first they'll pay anything for the second...Then the third...Well, if I permit a third it means I'm happy to hug for free.