The vegan-rant thing confounds me; that someone could be so emotionally invested in what someone else eats...And then wears leather boots? Lol.
People are funny creatures and I guess are able to act or be as they choose, fair enough. Just like I'm free to choose who I give my time and effort to. There's remarkably few. Those that get me, meaning those I give the real me to, friendship, get it all.
Most people are nutbags I guess, myself included. I don't mind, keeps it interesting and like you say, provides a laugh or two.
Figured. ☝️
So...You figured I'd figured. Dare I say it...I figured you'd figured I'd figured.
The written word is glorious is it not? When one knows how to spin it there's much of value to be found.