The...
vague memories of fighting and lipstick-smeared cows
...would be a small price to pay for an evening spent drinking this fine beverage...We'd get our kilts and sporran's on, no underwear of course, and do a highland fling whilst knocking back a dram or seven of this fine nectar of the gods...And we'd do it all in your honour!
Thank you for this virtual Christmas gift; Not only is it thoughtful and generous, but a perfect reason to go underpantless with a kilt on! You're a gentleman sir Boomy.
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Hehe, a pleasure to throw such things into the ether. If you ever make it to the dark waters of Scotland it will be a real gift!
Theres nowt quite like a good kilt wearing! :OD
I'll only come if you commit to a joint-kilt-wearing...You and the G-dog! Of course, I'll never be able to make the look work as well as you, but we'll overlook that point and just let it all hang out.