In the old days it'd be a straitjacket for him and straight to the asylum.
Priceless.
My other pet hate is slow people.
Yes, slow people are a plague upon this earth. A trip to the supermarket is an exercise in restraint for me. Just this morning there was this couple staring at the salami display like it was the bloody Mona Lisa. Most times I mutter something in English so not many people will get what I'm saying, although the annoyed expression on my face doesn't require translation. Anyway, since I did not actually kill anyone this morning, I consider it a good day.
Hilarious! I think they should have fast and slow lanes in supermarkets!