This is funny. Of course, there would be tool porn! After all, there is definitely food porn. There is also Vein Porn- that is when you go to donate blood and you lift weight all the time, so the nurses are drooling over your "nice veins." I never thought about all the different types that are out there. It is funny how "we" (people in general?? or maybe just me?) try to avoid pornography itself, but do label things that are desirable as porn and it is in a comical way.
I hope your garden produces nicely for you. I love fresh tomatoes. They are so much better than what I get in the store. Any homegrown produce is, yet I have never really had a garden as an adult despite my father's almost obsessive efforts to have one when we were growing up and we had to work it.
Home grown vegetables are so much nicer and I've spent the last couple months enjoying a lot of my own produce, the tomatoes have been so delicious!
I've heard of lawn porn, not vein porn though. Is that really a thing?
Sometimes people call it nurse porn, but yeah, it is a thing because they get so excited to get "a good arm." I have seen them call over people's to "check out this guy's veins." I have good veins, so they get excited when I come also.
Weird, but I suppose it makes sense. They never have any issues finding mine, but never told me I have porno veins. 🤪
HA HA HA, no, you don't have porno veins! LOL. If you have veins that are easy to access, then it would be called Vein Porn or Nurse Porn. Like showing someone your arms, and you would say it is nurse porn. lol
Nurse porn sounds like pornography with nurses in it to me. I think, when I get blood taken, or am generally talking about nurses, I'll refrain from saying the word porn altogether.