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Yeah man, they're pretty cool animals, quite frightening in real life, especially the big'uns. They don't fuck around, not one little bit, and even this little tacker will fuck a person up pretty badly. Something like 9 tonnes of clamping force in the jaws.

They are surprisingly soft though, their skin, which is why they make good shoes, handbags and purses.

I never thought of that, makes sense that they wouldn't be iron hard.

Aye, I have seen the odd doco about them. Dangerous fuckers!

Nothing you couldn't handle, I reckon you'd be a good crocodile cuddler.

I love getting my hands on beasts, that's why my singleton years were great 😀😀