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Here's the google police officer warming up for a day on the beat.

Singing " rolling out some secret algorithms, better watch out for my panda! watch it, watch it!"

That's some SEO geek talk there, apologies.

Lol, SEO means seek extra Oreo's in my world.

Ok, not really, everyone knows it means super excellent orgasms.

Your bar for orgasms must be really low then! LOL

I want to explain, but you are probably messing with me again!

I really want to eat those Oreos, though, but I have my own sugar-free biscuits. man, I wish I had your discipline. i would be a skinny biatch then!

Your bar for orgasms must be really low then! LOL

How so?

I know what SEO means, no need to explain it. Seriously engaging oratation.

How so?

LOL, If you think you gonna get it from SEO-ing - yes that is a word we made up!

Seriously engaging oratation.

ha uh it means Senile Egocentric Orangatan!

Also, most people don't know what it is. Hence you get comments like Google police!

Those bloody orangutans! Senile bastards the lot of them.

No fucking around now, it means, Salubrious earning opportunity.

I owe my taylor a lot of money.
But he's agreed to cut me some slacks.

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@galenkp, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of mimismartypants

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