Hello all you Hivers and Rebel Scum!
So the Empire has given me the whole weekend off! That almost never happens so I'm totally stoked and i am totally going to get off my bucket head.
After a hard weeks blasting rebel scum I like to kick back with some of the friendly locals so I decided to head to @scubahead's bar. He's always got banging tunes and cold beers. His beers work out at one $hive each and he allows me to pay in #hive so remember that when you vote on this post. Your hive votes are being put to good use getting me well lubricated and I appreciate it! it's a very convenient way to buy beer too. Tob guy!
I met @diveratt here this weekend and he seemed thoroughly impressed with the fact that not only did I use to work on the Death Star but I'd met old hokey chokey Vader personally. Well you have to drop it in to conversation don't you, I mean whats the point in meeting famous powerful Sith Lords if you can't brag about it?
I can see he thought it was hilarious that I got totally sparked out by a wookie and woke up on the floor naked with no uniform but hey it's better to own the story man as people will find out and laugh about it anyway. This way I get to tell it my way.
@scubahead has hear it a few times , maybe a few too many but he's a gracious host......and his beers are cheap!
I'm up for another round of beers so I'll be off now
Behave yourselves Hivers. The Empire is Watching!
May the beer be with you.
Always good to have a Trooper as a regular. We get less trouble in the bar and less blasting is good for business😉. Happy to take your #hive for beers TK anytime
Dress standards in the Imperial Forces looks like they're taking a fucking backslide...Still, boardies and a T are way more comfortable than all that white plastic I guess.
I always polish my helmet bro ;)
Oh yeah, helmet-polishing is always enjoyable.
heh heh heh.
It's nice to see Tk-421 enjoying our local beer! 😄
I always thought that story about Skywalker and the exhaust ports was a bunch of propaganda...so which one of you were blitzed and hit the wrong button the day the Death Star went kaboom?
I'd already been transferred. Death Star was a top gig and I got the blame for the Princess, the hairy twat that punched me and the others escaping. Worked out well though as I'm on Beach Patrol now babyy hell yeah!
The Force is strong with this one /\
Now that is a motley looking crew right there. Just sayin'
Who knew that scubahead would be one of the leading retailers on the hive blockchain?
Naked wookies? I didn't know they ever wore clothes.
nah was me naked. The wookie knocked me clean out and the others stole my armour. Was really embarassing but @diveratt loved the story. It's the way i tell em i think ;)