Is it weird that this chicken reminds me of my Grandma? I mean just look at that stern look XD
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I choose Option 2 which is kind of ironic considering how I'm writing this from the toilet right now.
Anyway, it says:
Do you have any hints, tips or life hacks you'd like to share with the community? What are your shortcuts or methods that save you time, effort or money? Share a few and explain how they work, how you discovered them and how they have helped in your everyday life.
You know, I thought long and hard about this particular option and what it is I might have to offer in regards to the question but sadly, I have realized that being able to make an instant milkshake in you mouth, annoying the snot outta ya little cousin, and playing Silent Night on your armpit are not at all good enough life hacks for this post and frankly, for anyone normal in that sense. So, tis why I have decided to enlighten you all on a more... normal way of life hacking. Shall we?
So, I'm about to get into this challenge with my friend Gary, whom is a vegetarian, and in the challenge, I am expected to go a full 30 days without meat. That's right! No beef, no chicken, no ribs, no sausages, no ham, no nothing of that sort for a whole 30 days! But here's the good part, if I'm able to successfully complete said challenge then, Gary would generously :) cover my phone bills for a whole month! And trust me, I run up a pretty unreasonable amount of digits just for phone calls.
Now, I'm sure you must be wondering "what is the purpose of this vegan month challenge?" well, let me just assure you first that it is definitely NOT because of the free one month phone calls that come with it😅 but because of two important reasons : YOU and my curiosity. The curiosity part I'm sure you can probably understand, I mean what meat lover hasn't ever admired, even once, the fancy life of being a Vegan lol? Yeah,the second reason is though is all about YOU, yes YOU! I'm talking about you and all those other meat loving meatheads out there whom obnoxiously eat meat without giving one fuck about the source from which it came from - from the life it came from...
I mean how could you? Don't you have a heart? Don't you freaking care about animals?
Fuck, how'd that get in here?
So anyway, the essential idea behind this challenge is to sort of give an appreciation and commemoration to both those chickens, those souls, whom gave their lives just so we could satisfy our hunger and also to those future chickens whom will as well give up their lives to the future meatheads whom will devour them in the future. My hope is that perhaps when some of you read this post, you too will gain a profound appreciation for all these animals whom have and who will give up their lives to feed us.
Hey, I'm not saying you should go Vegan here man... I'm just saying that you should appreciate that chicken you're gonna kill for Easter tomorrow :)
Okay, so now that you know the full gist, let me now tell you about my life hack:
Just today, I was prepping for the upcoming Vegan challenge next week and holy balls this thing is hard! My goodness, I didn't think it will actually be that hard to stay without meat. Hell I had to eat a pattyless burger today! I mean can you even imagine that? A fucking burger without a patty??? Is that even a thing?
Wait a minute... There's something called a veggie burger right?
You can see the freaking lettuce just popping out of the pattyless burger like "Ayo!! What's up?"
Yeah, it was not very enjoyable and to think I was suppose to do this for whole month? Hell nah...
Anywho, so 2:30pm came that day and I got an invite from my mom to join her for bird watching at a nearby bird park. Now, you may be thinking that someone whom is trying his best to not eat meat would obviously be inclined to deny the invitation right? But oh no... Not me. I said a big fat yes!
I'll tell you why in a just moment...
It took about 7 minutes for my mother and I to walk to the park but once we arrived, I knew my hack was going to work.
Just look at this cutie! Okay, not the word I ever thought I would use on a bird before but sure... It's a cutie😁
Alright, so the reason I tagged along with my mother irrespective of the Vegan challenge at hand, is because of one thing and one thing only: I know just how filthy animals, especially at parks and zoo, can be.
Take this bird for example: the rare red beak fucker(not the actual name tho), I bet you're think "wow, she is so majestic standing there like that" right? Wrong! Because seconds after taking this pic this bird would go on to release the most nastiest pile of **** shit I have ever seen!
I'm telling ya, if you're ever hungry at literally anytime of the day, just go to your nearby animal park - you won't be hungry anymore :)
You can trust me on that, going to parks when you're hungry would save you all the effort of having to distract your mind from the hunger plus, it's fun.
If you're fasting, this hack works even better!
Damnit you black bottom fanatic!!(not it's actual name) you darn pooped everywhere. Pay no attention to the blurred areas :)
Be warned though, if you go ahead with this life hack of visiting nearby parks when you're hungry then, just know that you are gonna ruin your appetite. Take me for example, I came home around 4:00pm and I haven't eating since then. And as of the time I am writing this post, it's currently 12:00am and STILL, I have refused to eat anything.
Look at em, standing on that branch, looking so adorable, probably planning on when they will take their next poop.
Okay, this bird I actually had no problem with; the good old, orange American bird brain. Again, not its actual name
Unfortunately, there is a disadvantage that comes with this hack and it is the fact that not everyone has the opportunity or laxity of living near a park like I do. So my friend, if you happen to leave in the big city then... I'm sorry bud, this hack ain't for ya. But yeah, regardless of how it may all be, I have found that this hack is very resourceful when I want to lose my hunger, clear my head, have fun, or just simply relax and admire nature. It is a hack I have been using for a while now, way long before this Vegan challenge even came up, you can adopt if you wish to.
Or don't. Whatever. Happy easter by the way.
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Lol I had a few laughs reading this. This life hack would never work for me. I don't think seeing these birds walking around will make me less hungry or appetitish at all.
Best of luck with your challenge, I'll be keen to read up on how it goes.
LoL for real? You must be one of those movie/cartoon folks who get hungry when seeing live birds😂
I'll try to keep up with it then, hopefully I don't cave in.
Hahaha no, it's not about the live birds at all. I'm pretty good at denying if I feel hungry for a while, you know especially if there are other things going on. But it gets to a point where the hunger overtakes any other stuff going on and live birds or none, come hell or high water, I will find chicken to eat if I am craving chicken. That's just how it is. I'm just weird like that I guess.
Don't go onto any of the foodie communities - they will be your downfall. I'll be rooting for you.
Ohhh.. okay, I think I know what you mean! LoL, I don't think it means you're weird or anything, I think it just means you're really hungry!
And oh yeah! For sure. Those guys make me feel famished even minutes after eating lunch 😂
I don't think that I can last a whole month without meat. I hope that you can pull it off
Ha! I see. Looks like we've got another meat lover up in here.
But that's fine though, just enjoy them BBQs while I'll be dining on my hot salad.
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