If I had it to do over, I might add a subplot about how the church ladies cookbook is out to kill us all. It's been on my mind. Today my mom had a sheet cake (boxed white-cake), holes punched in for red jello, whipped cream (from a carton) on top. Ever see a Midwest farmwife cookbook? Good God, they're on the take from the heart attack industry, I swear.
None of this sounds good to me. ick. I'd rather eat spam.