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Death by imaginary vehicle would indeed be an ignominious demise:)

Hold on! What? I thought you being overweight back then was the lie.. I'm confused now 😕

Ah for jaysus sake, will ya try an' keep up. The lie was I was plump, got knocked down, and lost loads of weight in hospital. The truths were the band and the tax man.

🤣🤣🤣 Hve ya not figured it out yet? I'm exceptionally slow!