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Brandy and otherbrandy co-wrote this one. I have no idea who I am or where I am but I think one of us is dead and the other is some kind of omniscient narrator. I'll just be over here brushing my teeth with charcoal.

Spit, don't swallow.

Too late. Am I dead?

No, just consuming more carcinogens is all. You'll have to make a more concerted effort next time. 😂

Hmm well as far as I know beer is a natural cure for whatever carcinogens do to humans so I should be fine because I drink enough beer to kill both me and otherbrandy.

LOL, beeeeeer...my fav. Can't argue with that. I've not had any in months. Drink some extra for me. Cheers!