This is so fresh and weird and fun, @stormcharmer. I love it.
My kit has kicked the bucket and my caboodle has lost its noodle.
That made me laugh out loud. And then this:
(FINE! pause for googling what metal is traditionally used to make folding chairs because if I am still going to be a blogger then damnit, I might be slow as molasses, but I'm going to be an accurate molasshole.)
You have a delightful sense of humor. Sherman stepping in to finish the blog and hit Publish is truly inspired. Thank you for brightening my day!
I was laughing just as hard at the molasshole. Truly - out loud! Happiest to brighten your day! :-)