XI
Torundel looked at the young girl in astonishment. ‘I'm in the most terrible predicament, and you are laughing!’
After they had written the shitpost together she had been behaving in the most inappropriately pert manner.
‘Did Sang Lokke hesitate when shitposted by three of his enemies?’ she asked with bared teeth. ‘Did Sang Hortuscany hesitate when Dykeia asked him to prove his love by walking naked from the orgies, through the capital, drenched in wine, perfume and vaginal juices?’
He didn't point out that her examples were asymmetrical – that heroically accepting three challenges was something very different from being humiliated by a woman – because in that moment something inside him changed; and without hesitance he asked her to break the taboo of man and woman eating together – and dine with him.
Now it was her time to look surprised. ‘You… want me to eat with you? Like Sang Hortuscany and Dykeia ate together?’ Her eyes watered, she whimpered, and with her fingers she took a large piece of meat from his plate and stuffed it in her mouth, hardly able to chew the massive chunk. Saliva and white sauce dripped from her lips onto her black dress where it mixed with her tears.
Torundel looked at the young girl in astonishment.
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Torundel the Shitposter! A serial fiction that follow these rules:
211 words - Starting with the word Torundel - First and last sentence are identical.
As I am not a native English speaker please inform me if something is misspelled, wrong or just horrendous English, and I will see if I can fix it.
Earlier episodes:
Part I
Part II
Part III
Part IV
Part V
Part VI
Part VII
Part VIII
Part IX
Part X
I'm still loving this series. How nice the posts are making good rewards! Maybe I'll get in on this action. Runt Odel. So starts with Runt Odel, 211 words, first sentence same as the last? Oh meeting those criteria will take me a week. Don't hold your breath!
Runt Odel was holding his breath
Of course you should write the 211 Runt Odel words! I love that people are using this to write strange stories.
Katharsisdrill is holding his breath!
You and @vcelier put me to shame with your command of English. I would struggle to be so expressive in another language. I put out another of mine about @nordlute (who just joined Hive!). Not sure how well our stories will mesh. They may be in parallel universes.
Even I do not know where this is leading, maybe into more parrallel universes? Reading Nordlute and Ren du Lot is hilarious. I like it when things grow in weird directions parrallel universe or not.
Do you think you could draw Nordlute? I see him as a bit like Phill, but with longer hair and maybe a beard. As he has a Hive account now he ought to have an avatar.
I'll give it a go tomorrow.
You're like the Wachowski brothers!
A little suggestion..
How about making use of (") instead of (<<)
Something like this..
I don't know but I feel it makes it easier to read.. Just a suggestion though. 😊
Nice piece.. I'm following all the way.
In Denmark the » « is used just as often as the “ ”, but you are right in English you do not use them (just looked it up). So I will change it through the posts. Also important to use the “ ” and not the " ". That is the right way.
https://www.brunobernard.com/en/use-the-right-quotation-marks/
Thanks for the heads up!
This is the absolute best so far...
Genius!!
It can only get better no?
Off to the next!