While I was still in the university, I have these neighbor of mine Esther and Pamela, two sweet souls I met in my 300 Level to my final year. They always call me chef because i always cook mostly Everytime in my room. Esther called from afar "chef" as she returns back from lectures. I was sitting at my door post then I smilled and answered "we haven't delivered Maggie and meat so I didn't cook" they both of burst into laughter, Pamela from the room replied "Esther.. don't mind her ohh she refused to cook, nothing like Maggi has not been delivered, she want make hungry kill us for this school" as the laughter continue. Esther got to my door post and said " Pamela no be for your presence I give chef money make she take prepare dinner for us?" Pamela came out of the room and said she has used the money to to buy powder, I saw her buying powder from aboki" we all laugh hard. "Enhenn that boy I was telling you about the other day" Esther said, me trying to recall the gossip about the boy, which boy sef is that? I asked "haa chef you are not the sharpest fool in the shed" I turned and I stared at her , Pamela could not hold her laughter, she said " Esther this English is too big na please what is the meaning of what you said, you don lost chef ohhh" we all laughed, "enhenn before I explain the meaning of what I said see the boy passing with his friends the one with yellow shirt, please look at them with your side eye, this one they are looking towards this direction" Pamela standing from the post came out as if she wants to pick something up from the ground and we all burst into laughter, madam chef just turned all her face and was viewing the guys passing, "ahhh chef Hilda gossip no be for you ohhh, just look at the way you are looking at them, they are even aware that we are gossiping them". Esther said jokingly. Pamela replied " whenever we will be gossiping you will be in the kitchen, na there your gossip de". We all burst into laughter. "Nawaooo chef you are not smart in gossip ohh" Esther said, I laughed and went in to pick a call on my phone.
Exams period is here, as usual most students tends to be very broke at the moment. The three of us were broke, what we did was everyone hustle your breakfast and dinner then launch we cook joint food. This faithful day myself and Esther were having running stomach and it became much like a competition going to the rest room, i took drugs but it still did not stop. From the rest room i was walking to the direction of my room , Esther while washing her dirty clothes said to me " madam are you still stooling", she smiled, and said " person wew never chop de go toilet "
Someone that has not eaten, please what exactly are you bringing out as the waste in your body". I smile and banter's her and she burst into laughter. "Enhenn Esther see look at your left with style she's very smart at things like that, "i know she can be the sharpest fool in the shed " abeg what kind of color mixture is that" i laughed as i drop my bucket at the corridor immediately Esther sighted the boy as she was trying to spread her washed clothes on the rope, she burst into laughter and said " madam sheibi na your roim you de go oya enter your room make i wash my clothes without any distraction, " i.e am i not heading to my room i should move to my room so she can concentrate on her clothes without any distraction" i smiled she replied " those color combination enhnnn he cannot answer present with those colors in hell" i laughed loudly, as i tried entering my room, " Esther abeg I'm inside my room before someone from nowhere will come and work on my mouth" i said while standing at the door post of my room, "enhenn how about Pamela is she not yet back from lectures?" Esther called my attention. " Oh Pamela came back since and she complained of being tired, I guess she should be sleeping by now" i said "okay no wonder the atmosphere is calm and quiet"Esther replied. Let me go and cook what we will eat later i went inside the room.
I was fun with those people in the university days, my gossiping neighbors.
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You just reminded me of my uni days, I always cook in my room and they always call me chef chi. I still love cooking till date. Lovely experience
There's always this joy that comes while cooking