This is such a charming personal story, @mmykel. It is sprinkled with witticism and interesting observations. For example, this is a very amusing line:
They actually used to tell the correct time, just that they only do it twice a day.
Your obsession with your watch at a young age is certainly understandable! Thanks to Lizzy, it was returned to you once Prince stole it. (Hopefully he learned his lesson.)
Thank you for joining the "time" prompt and for reading and commenting on the work of other community members.
You're welcome. This mean so much to me.