Sorry, @strangegravy. We can't allow this story in The Ink Well. You're a terrific writer, but unfortunately, we don't allow blood and gore.
Please read our community rules, which are prominently placed at the top of The Ink Well community page. We also have an article you should read on our stance on violence and brutality. Please keep these rules and guidelines in mind when deciding what to post in The Ink Well. Thank you!