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Did you hear about the lobster that got a job at pizza hut?
He's working in the crust station.

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That system works for me when I am standing at a book store and not sure which book is good. I look at the first few pages and get confused. Then I look at the back and read it Japanese style for a while (Right to left). I know there are spoilers but I can get the flow and direction of the book if I understand just a few pages at the end. Then I go to the front and skim really quickly the whole book. Usually I won't buy because I spoiled it... but if it is a really good book I will want to read it even if I spoiled it. Then I know I should buy it.

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😂 that's an interesting way to read a book! I guess it saves time and money though :) ..

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