You'd probably have a better time dipping your finger into a toilet bowl and then sliding it up your butthole than bringing me on an island. I'd be half dead within 10-12 hours probably with all of my medical issues. Then again, I suppose you could reenact the entirety of the film Swiss Army Man with me just being the bloated, farting corpse.
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lol. Hilarious. I see why he picked you.