Witness / nodes and ads on HIVE

hello,

since i am not great at finding stuff around the whole bunch of buttons, i figured i might not be the only one.

not i try to be productive or a good blogger, i think facilitating answers to random simple questions such as HOW TO CHANGE A DAMN NODE or REMOVE THOSE ANNOYING ADS or witnessing a ghost town in witness ville could be of a help.
or maybe i do try to be productive and a good blogger.

so here are my FANTASTIC founds :p

first, lets enjoy the nodes presentation, a real esoteric gem! but no one noticed!

alright

HOW TO CHANGE A NODE when bugs appear in wallet or hive :

whatever you search, click on your name first upper right !

ChanGe node, when you click here you see all the nodes, you only need to pick.

HOW TO REMOVE ADS :
yes you want to, because there are so annoying and so dumb, worthless is the word, we all hate them and they need to disappear...so here is HOW :

scroll down your setting and TAAADAAAAA !
you're welcome !

now that our screen is clean lets move on to WITNESS
and when you thought you were confused with buttons, here is GHOST WITNESS VILLE!
all over the place they are, dead, half dead, or surviving mode, its pityful.

first, TONS of witnesses are GONE, they left for ever, looking for a brand new blockville and they wont come back ....3 years ago, 4 years ago.

before i show you part of the bloodbath, lets applause this dude !
the last witness on the list, begging for air trying to climb the paper ladder of the gold start witness list , will he ever reach #1 ? NEVER! not even #100
those spots are taken for ever....but what a faith and courage !
so i voted for him, i feel compassion sometimes.

then enjoy the laugh of the WHATEVER list...if people would actually LOOK those witnesses and votes for the ones ALIVE and BREATHING versus the DEADS and GONE!
SO MANY ! a word for @klye ( check your witness node and stop sharing your nudes )