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The last time we went a plaster floated dead near my face and I almost barfed. Good times, lol!!

I get in terrible States when I don't eat before it!! Ouchy!

haha, gross!

At my mums place I was hating the children arriving - I bet they were pissing in MY pool!

Oh aye, they totally would have been, wee basts. They cant keep it in in the pool!