Ah well you are clearly a time traveler you have the mk3 time warp goggles on. I prefer the mk4 they allow me to zip back and forth with extreme speed and they have the built in cloak of invisibility.
This has allowed me to buzz around in time playing with history, I have been a little busy of late but my favorite recent tricks were putting Boris Johnson in charge of the UK and giving Trump power to rule the US. You will be pleased to know that in the near future I will go back and change that.
But for a even bigger laugh i'm gonna put Kanye West in charge.
Anyway can't hang around i'm off to 1910 Vienna to convince a guy called Adolf to pursue his love of art.
On the way back i'm going to buy some bit coins in 2010 at 8 cents each it seems a good deal.
Lol...Kanye West...What a fucking train wreck that dude is!
I like your idea of encouraging that Adolf guy to pursue his love of art...I mean, what else is he likely to do...Probably just fade away anonymously and never achieve anything.
Good idea on the BTC too...I heard they might go up to 20 cents or so!
!ENGAGE 25
It's a gamble but at 8 cents I thought I would risk it and buy two!
Already back from that time trip, told you my ship was fast, spoke to that artist guy but he apparently thinks he has a future in politics. I think he's over reaching himself.
Well, two of those bitcoin seems enough. It's not like they're going to be worth much. Best to place your money into stocks...I think going back to 2009 and buying heavily into the stock market is a great idea. It's like there's going to be a global financial crisis or anything.
As if anyone will listen to an artistically-oriented guy called Adolf. He'll never gain any support.
With his strange look and harsh vocal delivery I can't see him coming to much.
No one will even remember his name.
Who?
I don't know...Who?
ENGAGEtokens.Sometimes real life is way, way funnier and far more surreal than anything we could ever dream up even in our most drunken moments.
Good luck with the 1910 art-dude... If I could offer you one tip, give the University board a small bribe to ensure they accept him, I have a feeling it will avoid a bit of a scene later...
Vienna uni are just too picky, he seems like he would be no trouble.