Ahahaha. I know this answer. It's an inflator for a basketball. Not just any basketball, but the official basketball of 'Rez Ball'.
For those of you not familiar with RezBall it is played on and off native nations. It's a bit rougher than the basketball you might be used to. There has to be blood for a foul to be called, a simple bruise won't get it. Substitutions are allowed only after the prostrate form of an unconscious player has interfered with 3 consecutive plays.
Rezball inflator? Sounds totally legit!
Ah yeah, I remember my Rezball days...Oh hang on, that was the front bar at the pub! Just as rough sometimes. 🙂
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ENGAGEtokens."You tell that guy he ain't coming off the pitch unless he is showing bone!"
Now you see after the second reading I understood this sentence fine! The first time however, I read the word prostate then I looked back at the implement in question and was very, very confused ((and ever so slightly traumatised!)) :D
Ahahahahaha. That would be traumatic!
My high school baseball coach after I got spiked on a pickoff play.
Can you imagine that being a response to little Johnny or Jennifer nowadays???
My God! There would be uproar, safeguarding meetings, litigation, protests and calls for all sport to be cancelled forever!
I don't think either answer is the perfect one BUT oh man everything is taken to the absolute safe and secure extreme now.
Yeah. You are right. But I rubbed some dirt on it and got my stitches after the game :)
I got my chimes rung in a football game (a relatively common occurrence in those days) and I came to the side lines not really knowing where I was. After a couple plays the assistant coach came over, held up three fingers and asked me how many I saw. I said "Who wants to know?" He sent me back in...