Haha....
"I don't know what happend, I was trying to mug the guy and all of a sudden there was a flurry twirling gonads! One caught me in the head and it all went black from there...Next thing I know I woke up in hospital. I'll never resort to a life of crime again."
(Boomy's twirling danglers save another poor soul from a life-long career in crime.)
I can only imagine the type of superhero costume that works allow unfettered access when needed. 🤣
Just a kilt will do fine and why you have a sporran to tuck them away I think.
I do have a lovely furry sporran!