Bloody hell! why didn't my non-cognitive caveman brain think of this? Damn it!
Now, many lifetimes later, I really feel like sabre tooth sashimi! Any ideas where I may get one? ...Or is a standard modern-day tiger suitable.
...Oh hang on...This is the wrong sort of tiger...
Any half-decent sushi restaurant will sort you out. Just ask to order off the local menu, nudge nudge, wink wink 😉
Definitely don’t accept any substitutes, it’s sabre tooth or nothing!
I heard there's a good source in the wet-markets of Wuhan in China. Completely virus free, safe as it gets they reckon.
I'm sure there is a conspiracy theory out there somewhere which blames COVID-19 on the illegal sale of sabre tooth tiger meat...
Yeah...Time-travelling animal traffiking. Those Chinese wet-market operators have gone to the next level!