I actually cook sometimes, without protest, but yesterday I wasn't in the mood. We are fairly simple people so don't go in for very complicated recipes and most of our dinner-meals consist of salad, roasted or steamed vegetables and stuff like that. Add in some chicken or fish (Faith is vegetarian but easts seafood) and we're done. Simple food for simple people...And sometimes pizza. (Which usually we make ourselves.)
I like that line about your mum actually stabbing your dad...I bet she would too. You Latin-American ladies have a reputation of being feisty and excitable. 😂