Your time machine looks so rusty it'll malfunction and drop you in middle of some ancient Aztec war.
But then your glasses are gonna make them think you are Tlaloc, the Aztec god of rain.
So they would all stop the war and bow to you. Congratulations, you just ended the war. All hail G-dog.
entry coming soon
Lol...I might actually be Tlaloc! I don't mind me a bit of rain!
I'm looking forward to your entry.