Haha, I certainly don't write what has come to my mind at first 🤣 !LOLZ
Oh yes, I think I can exaggerate a little bit when I tell them my adventures - the bee that stung me might become a huge swarm of killer bees or the trout I caught once would be a big white shark 😂
!PIZZA and !BEER - sounds like a nice dinner :)
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Oh yes, as people will all be shocked when you write what is first on your mind, but thankfully I know what it is 🤣 !LOLZ
You see! That's why I said that you will enthrall your innocent little grandchildren with your stories and their poor parents will have to tell them that were never an astronaut, or a prime minister, or the tiny trout that you caught was never a shark. Poor kids 😇
Cheers and thanks.
🤣 !LOLZ
I could always photoshop me into a propper tailor made suit or an astronauts suit or even holding a shark in my hands. Maybe the kids then would believe me more than their parents 😇
!PIZZA and !BEER - sounds like a nice dinner :)
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Hahaha, bad idea methinks. So the boss of your boss calls you in and he demands to know when were you ever an astronaut. You feel your face turning red like a tomato from embarrassment, as how could he know your trick?
Well his daughter's child is in the same school as your grandchild and she showed the photo of her grandfather in his space suit to everyone at the school 🤣 LOLZ
When the truth comes out the boss will tell his daughter that you are a fake and his daughter will tell her child, who will tell your grandchild and everyone else at the school.
I don't think the kids will ever trust you again 🤣🤣🤣
Cheers and thanks.
Well, no one of my bosses would ever ask me that because astronauts earn a lot more than I do, and if I really was an astronaut they would have to pay me all of this money I didn't get in the past 36 years 🤣🤣🤣 !LOLZ
!PIZZA and !BEER - sounds like a nice dinner :)
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Oy Vay, big mistake my friend. They will not pay you and instead they will send the tax man to visit you.
I am sure that the tax man will be very upset about the money that you made as a police officer and as an astronaut and he didn't get a cent from you. You only paid tax on the one job and hid the money from the second job.
Fraud carries a prison sentence of 15 years 🤣🤣🤣 !LOLZ
Cheers and thanks.
Oh yes, please lock me up - free food and no more working. Well, no internet and no camera either, but when they let me free I'll have all time of the world because I will be retired already 🤣 !LOLZ
!PIZZA and !BEER - sounds like a nice dinner :)
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Hahaha, I will put in a request for you to be transferred to one of our luxury prisons.
Bread and water every day and you have to share your bread with the pet rats that are as big as cats. Else they get hungry and come to eat pieces off you when you sleep with your blanket on the floor every night 🤣 !LOLZ
So you will retire with some parts missing and I will be worried, as the rats like sausage 🤣 !LOLZ
Cheers and thanks.
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