Elon is Considering Using Hive on Mars

in OCD4 years ago


Musk Wants to Use Hive on Mars!





You heard it here first guys. Believe this or not, but Elon Musk has been talking with some of our veteran developers about using Hive on Mars! That's incredible right!

This makes me want to post on Hive even more for a chance at colonizing a new world! I think Elon must be fed up with all the censorship otherwise why else would he be exploring a partnership with Hive.

What are my sources? Word of mouth of course. You think the world would get to know of news like this, it would make too many Hive millionaires and there's just too much greed out there for big money to let that happen!


Why Elon Chose Hive

The same reason all of you did, Hive is an amazing place to host your ideas in a decentralized way. The plan for Mars is to start off on a clean slate, I think Elon just knows the potential hive brings as an awesome decentralized social media platform.


Source: Elon Musk


Mars Needs Hive

Elon is talking about all the use cases Hive could potentially bring to Mars.

  • DAPPs
  • 2nd Layer Transactions for Gaming
  • Currency on Mars
  • Letting Earthlings know how Martians are doing via it's social platform Hive.Blog


Source: Elon Loves Hive


Why Elon Can't Be on Hive Now

You're probably thinking... if this were true, Elon would be on Hive. Yeah, well that would be too obvious my friend.

You see, people like Mr. Musk have to be discreet otherwise he'd make too many rich people talking about what he's doing freely. Everything has to be under the radar.


Looking Forward to Mars

Are you guys excited to be making Hive posts from Mars?

I'm so glad to be able to share the upcoming news, you're going to be so glad you bought Hive when you did!

Seriously, on Mars we get to start over. Just think of all the changes we can bring together!


See you on Mars!



Sources

  • Hive.Blog
  • Konda's Opinion... the internet has taught me a lot www. you name it!
  • This post is satire only

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Nice try @konda, but… If Elon Musk would want Hive on Mars, Hive would already been at the Moon 😉

I just tagged the top 10 developers and @konda will learn where FOMO and lies get you on Hive really quick if there is 1 stitch of dishonesty or FUD here.

wait, if Hive went to the moon. That's damaging to Hive... right??? FOMO and Lies. I have not seen HIVE on Moon! Where is the source?? :)

Lying is not good information. I'm not 8 years old and Santa doesnt help people living in the real world.

Have fun with the misanthropy you're working on.

What are my sources? Word of mouth of course.

So much better than what those investigative reporters try to peddle. And if you hear it from the mouth of someone named Bubba, you’ve struck gold.

What does it take to hear the word of Bubba

Typically, you’d have to live in the Deep South, a sacrifice I’m not prepared to make.

I know exactly how to navigate the southern folks

Lol faketoshi 2.0

This really is incredible Konda. Wonder how you were first to know? @tipu curate

Grimes is totally down with using their new baby as a mascot to bring Hive to Mars, nothing is cuter than a Elon Musk baby dressed in a space suit or something

You must be connected to the same sources as I

oh yeah to the mooooon, DPOS much wow

Hive to the moon, wait ...bigger thinking...MAAAAARS!
Knock'em dead @kondo

Exactly, Hive needs to think like Elon

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Should I downvote this post @gtg @roelandp @good-karma @themarkymark @any @steempeak

I am a Tesla Investor and this information may impact the future of my financial situation.

Thanks for any response, I am just trying to flag FOMO articles that are not genuine.

Dude I put at the end of the post it's satire. Do what you want, but it's clearly stated!

Any satire author with any credibility would have put that at the beginning to avoid precisely this reaction.

You could have at least put it in bold print but it seems you have actually made an effort to hide that it was satire, and that would be a crime in some countries if you would committed copyright infringement.

Wouldn't all CNN articles with headlines stating opinions be considered the same? People talk about Elon crypto all the time and he responds with his allegiance with DOGE!

that I will agree with, I do not watch TV much though, the recent pandemic BS has had me watching more news but its all irrelevant and uselss regurgitated information, so you have a point, you are no worse than them.

I'm just trying to have fun and bring attention to Hive. That's the real aim of the post and what I think most got from it. I think it's best to show what rules I've broken than tag all top accounts so quick. Kind of throwing a fellow Hiver under the bus imho

Well you're going to get a negative reaction from me with click bait.

I dont want to come off as a dick, but I have twitter for this. And reddit if I am not high on Twitter Crack.

This isn't YouTube but YouTube requires you to put it explicitly at the beginning of your title, so there would be a great deal of people using the internet of what you claim in the sources you've learned a lot from, but it seems you haven't even learnt the first thing about high-quality satire if that's what you're going for here. If this is low quality content you'll understand why I downvoted you.

Why would any reference to sources in a satire article?

Your forum is so confusing and silly I'm done.

They are too images lol

i will end this here.

This is the type of content I left Twitter to avoid.

Oh wait, I get it now. You were planning on starting animosity on Hive and wrote about it recently... I was just a victim... Nice! Here's the link
https://hive.blog/downvote/@phusionphil/when-you-are-going-to-start-a-downvote-war

didnt read the post

If you want to, that's up to you. You don't need my permission.